The problem is that when you go into such detail about this eccentricity, it stops coming across as a funny joke ("Of course Google's evil. Did you see the eye?!") and starts sounding like you've cracked.
Why worry about flak? Use what works for you. If people get bitchy about that, tell them you like it, and if they push it tell them to fuck off. End of every pointless tech debate you'll ever have. If you're going so far as to build defenses you're worrying too much.
I wouldn't go as far as saying that I've cracked because I explained a joke. Something I called an eccentricity since I do realize it is a little out there. Besides that, I just came up with the "totalitarian government" thing, and I thought my explanatory comment was a more suitable place to extrapolate into the small story.
But, it is intrinsically me to worry too much. Sardonic fun.
I don't know why I've explained here... but in real life the almost-joke would stop the conversation before there was even a debate. Which is valuable to me because hearing people's inane remarks is worse than fingernails on a chalkboard.
Why worry about flak? Use what works for you. If people get bitchy about that, tell them you like it, and if they push it tell them to fuck off. End of every pointless tech debate you'll ever have. If you're going so far as to build defenses you're worrying too much.