Virgin Mobile. Lose their V-card by switching to a different carrier.
Or better yet, I like this chick, so I hack into her Virgin Mobile account and track down her SMS correspondence to realize that she calls the local Pizza Hut a lot. So I show up at her door with a pizza before he usual time of call, and she says, "how do you know I like pizza?" And I say, "Baby, it's because I have a radar for chubby girls" and we eat pizza and make out with our greasy lips and do the deed. And later she says, "so how was it?" And I'd say "It was great, like a virgin." <eom>
