I stayed at a timeshare in Hawaii that had a "decorate a coconut and mail it home" activity. Every hour they generated 10 coconuts for mailing basically.

It's pretty common in Hawaii. In fact, I think the reason you can send them is because of lobbying from Hawaii.

I wonder if that's the one that's now in the HUB fish bowl (was there on Monday)

Grandparent post mentions Portland. PSU may mean Portland State rather than Penn State