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How do you stop toddlers from picking up pieces of cat poop from sandy areas in public playgrounds and sticking them in their mouths?


Mittens and muzzles.

(I'm joking, I'm joking!, look, we're 4 levels deep in HN's 50th joyous t.gondii thread here, allow me this innocent shitpost)


<looks at previous comment's dv's> Fair enough, it is indeed a cruel world where our children can't even eat animal faeces in safety, and any levity to the contrary should indeed be harshly punished - thank-you-sir-may-I-please-have-another? <bares back>


In this place up is down. You did good, kid.




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