I lost it at "bool fucked = true;".

Thanks for mentioning. Had me in tears.

Real brotherhood forming during this game development: https://github.com/Svxy/The-Simpsons-Hit-and-Run/blob/eb4b34...

Lots copy and pasted tho.

I like "buffy" for a buffer. That really dates it :)

https://github.com/Svxy/The-Simpsons-Hit-and-Run/blob/eb4b34... is a highlight

For those with access to company-wide GitHub, I recommend running this search. Changes are you are going to find some gems. I know I did.

Must have been some experienced developers.