This article is what would happen if Ulillillia suddenly joined tech

This. Seriously rate limiting??

It's 2113 and all those voices are now dead

Nah the problem with Facebook is not that it makes it easy to socialize, it's that people aren't using it for that. Instead, all my friends keep sharing countless shit they find cool and posting their opinions on current events like anyone asked. Instead of posting about their actual lives. And then there's the sponsored shit you see on the feed no matter what.

>I had the second-worst grades in the class and had to sit at a desk perpendicular to the blackboard so that the teacher could keep a close eye on me

Maybe he had the second-worst grades from not knowing the meaning of "perpendicular" even though he studied math